Santa was praying to God….
God said to the Santa : If U r Muslim I’ll Give U kareena….if U r Hindu I’ll Give u katrina & If u r Christian i’ll give u Genelia…
Santa : My name is Ravi Abdul Fernandes
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God: Isse Doli Bindra De Do…Sala overSmart ban raha hai… :p
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Santa ne apni car ke niche kutte ko sota hua dekha, to kutte ki taang pakad ke bahar kicha aur bola- bahar nikal sale, bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.
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Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.
Woh kushi se chillaya-
Puttar hua! Puttar hua!
Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!
Meri ungli chhod..!
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Santa: Q beta ladki pasand aayi tumhe?
Banta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti he
Santa: beta ghar kitana b bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai
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Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?..
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
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चौथी क्लास का एक लड़का गुलाब लेकर एक आठवी क्लास की लड़की के पास गया लड़का (गुलाब देते हुए)- आई लव यू…बहुत ज्यादा
लड़कीः पागल में बड़ी हूं तुमसे
लड़काः लेकिन मैं तो पागल हूं तुम्हारे प्यार में
लड़की(गुलाब फेंककर)- चल हट…भाग यहां से
लड़काः दीदी….सैट हो जाओ न प्लीज….
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Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi..
Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Bahut Mara aya Aur Nikal
Diya
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Cause
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First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya
Hai!.
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Santa : To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…
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Santa se Interview me pocha gaya:
K agar 2min k liye apko P.M bana dia
jaye to
aap kya karenge..??
Santa : Hm Maggi banayega..!!
Interviewer :
Why??
Santa : 2min me to sirf Maggi ban
sakti hai..!!
Interviewer : Agar 5 saal k liye bana
diya
jaye..??
Santa : Hm 5 saal k liye nahi baneyenge
P.M
Interviewer :
Why??
Santa : Itna Maggi kaun khayega..??:-
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Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa: Mercury, Venus, Jupiter…etc…etc…
Teacher: Aur Batao?
Santa: Aur bas sab badhiya hai! Mata Rani ki kripa…Aap sunao.
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