Sudhar jaao tum suna nahi ke saddam hussain ko phansi ho gayi? tumhain bhi ho sakti hai farq sirf itna hai kay saddam logon ko marwata tha aur tum…. logon se marwatay ho…

=======================

Q: gharibi ki had kya hai?

A: jab 1 larki 2 rupay main chudwane ko tayar ho, . Aur . . aur aap k pass sirf 1 rupya ho……

======================

8 sal ka bacha rape case mein pakra jata hai. Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai madam hila mat warna case harjaogi.

================

Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye mam, they disturb me.

Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.

Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.

=================